We here at M.O.R.O.N.S. get asked a lot of questions, even though we've only been 
around for about a week or so.  So we decided to compile them in a big 
Frequently Asked Questions file for you.  Enjoy.


Q.  Where did you get those stupid nicknames?
A.  Well, "Mousse" is a character from a popular anime series called Ranma 1/2.
    As for Squirle...  You'll just have to figure that one out on your own.

Q.  Why are the drawings so bad?
A.  ...Squirle can't draw, and Mousse is even worse.

Q.  What is that thing on Mousse's head?
A.  It's a backwards hat.  Mousse doesn't really wear one, but it allows you to 
    tell us appart.

Q.  Is there some sort of overriding theme you're trying to get across with this comic?  
    And if so, what is it?
A.  "Don't end up like us."

Q.  Are you guys on crack?
A.  Yes.  Next question.

Q.  Can I hear the Twinkie joke?
A.  No.

Q.  Please?
A.  No.  Get out of here.

Q.  What is the average airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
A.  What do you mean?  African or European swallow?
Q.  ...I don't know.  *SPROING*  AAAAAAHHHHHHH!

Q.  You guys didn't really get any questions for this FAQ, did you?
A.  Yes!  Of course we did!  This is one of the most popular strips out there!

Q.  Really?
A.  ...No, not really.  We made all of them up ourselves to look important.  
    Now pity us and read our comic.  *hangs head in shame*